Fauxlaffel Sorta-Burger: A hand-pattied falafel "burger" topped with romaine lettuce, tomato-cucumber relish, tzatziki sauce, and garlicky hot sauce on a toasted bun. (Want it vegan? Order it without tzatziki and you're good to go.)

Key Lime Pie: Sassy Cow vanilla ice cream blended with tart key lime pie filling and graham cracker crust.